You never know what’s going to happen next in Lindsay Lohan saga. The star was released on bail less than 14 hours after a judge jailed her without bail.

Lohan, who violated her probation by failing two drug tests, was taken into custody Friday, pending a full hearing to determine the status of her probation.

Then, all of a sudden, she was freed Friday night after scoring a legal victory when a judge allowed her to post bail – $300,000 - despite the earlier ruling.

Beverly Hills Superior Court Judge Elden Fox’s order to hold Lohan without bail was overruled by a supervising judge after her attorney filed an appeal.

However, according to the most recent ruling, the train wreck must be fitted – again – with an alcohol-monitoring bracelet within 24 hours of her release.

I have one questions about Linsay Lohan.  How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties – if you know what I am saying.   Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.

You maybe wondering what a crow toe is.   Shaniqua will tell you.   It is the anorexic version of the camel toe.   Not laughing?  Next time you see a crow, check out its toes.  You will get it then.  Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini.  White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit.   Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle.