I have one questions about Linsay Lohan.  How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties - if you know what I am saying.   Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.

You maybe wondering what a crow toe is.   Shaniqua will tell you.   It is the anorexic version of the camel toe.   Not laughing?  Next time you see a crow, check out its toes.  You will get it then.  Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini.  White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit.   Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle.

Lindsay Lohan looking very skinny in her bikini as she relaxes in the sun with her little sister, Ali Lohan in Hawaii last Sunday. I am always into being slim so I have no worries of Lindsay being this lean just hope Lohan is feeling happier these days. A relaxing “sun” filled break is always a good treat. Hey if you all chip in, I could be in Hawaii tomorrow. Give it some thoughts, all right? It could put some brain juice back into my head, what do you think?

We reported yesterday that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson might be back together again. The two spent time together on Friday and Saturday. It’s never easy to end a relationship, is it? Especially when one party still seems to cling on to it so strongly. Well, I hope it all works out for these two. What am I on, relationships are tough period. Of course they are rewarding as well otherwise we’ll all be singles. I am starting to sound like Oprah, am I not?

Skinny is all right as long as LiLo is feeling good and taking good care of herself. I certainly would love to be that lean.