I have one questions about Linsay Lohan.  How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties - if you know what I am saying.   Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.

You maybe wondering what a crow toe is.   Shaniqua will tell you.   It is the anorexic version of the camel toe.   Not laughing?  Next time you see a crow, check out its toes.  You will get it then.  Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini.  White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit.   Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle.

Lindsay Lohan looking very skinny in her bikini as she relaxes in the sun with her little sister, Ali Lohan in Hawaii last Sunday. I am always into being slim so I have no worries of Lindsay being this lean just hope Lohan is feeling happier these days. A relaxing “sun” filled break is always a good treat. Hey if you all chip in, I could be in Hawaii tomorrow. Give it some thoughts, all right? It could put some brain juice back into my head, what do you think?

We reported yesterday that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson might be back together again. The two spent time together on Friday and Saturday. It’s never easy to end a relationship, is it? Especially when one party still seems to cling on to it so strongly. Well, I hope it all works out for these two. What am I on, relationships are tough period. Of course they are rewarding as well otherwise we’ll all be singles. I am starting to sound like Oprah, am I not?

Skinny is all right as long as LiLo is feeling good and taking good care of herself. I certainly would love to be that lean.

She’s long been a cover girl of choice for glossy fashion magazines, but Lindsay Lohan appears to have momentarily lost her sense of style.

The Hollywood starlet was spotted wearing an unflattering grey dress during an outing in Beverly Hills yesterday that hugged just a little too tightly around her curves and was frayed around the hem.

She later slipped into a black tuxedo jacket and road-sign printed mini-skirt - but the curious combination most certainly failed to stop traffic.

Fashion misses: Lindsay Lohan showed of two disasterous outfits while making her way around Beverly Hills yesterday

Perhaps her attention is currently focused elsewhere - the troubled star is in the midst of attempting to salvage her flailing career after a series of rehab stints and run-ins with the law.

She told People magazine yesterday: “My life was distracted by certain things and that got in the way of work.”

“But now I’m back on track and figuring out what’s next.”

However, it appears she’ll still make time for a spot of partying - she is reportedly being lined up to replace Britney Spears as host for next week’s Scandinavian Style Mansion gala in LA.

Unflattering: Lindsay’s gun metal grey dress hugged too tightly around her body

Britney was initially asked to host the bash, the party’s organizer Claus Hjelmbak announced she would no longer be fronting the occasion following her hospitalisation in early January.

Meanwhile, her mother and manager Dina Lohan will soon hit the small screen in the US with her own reality show.

The program, called Living Lohan, will following the Dina as she attempts to guide her 14-year-old daughter Ali into a show business career.

The premiere date has yet to be set and the show’s name is still a “working title” but E! said the program will “follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister’s famous footsteps.”

E! said the program will “follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister’s famous footsteps.”

Hollywood stars usually hate being pictured in an outfit which has been worn before.

But actress Lindsay Lohan showed she was proud to wear second-hand clothing as part of a campaign for ethical fashion.

The 22-year-old was pictured wearing vintage clothes in a bid to encourage people to swap their unwanted threads.

Lindsay is fronting this year’s Visa fashion swapping event, which will take place in London this month in association with clothing charity Traid.
Second-hand: Lindsay Lohan wears vintage clothes to front this year’s Visa Swap fashion event

Lindsay proves that re-cycled clothing can still look good and save you a fortune

And she had no trouble making the re-cycled clothing look like they had just come off the shelf of a designer store.

In one picture the sexy actress looked racy in a simple black blazer and a short red mini skirt.

And without a top or bra under the blazer, the singer looked seductive as she posed for the campaign.

Lindsay who has recently started her own fashion leggings range looked stunning in the second hand attire.

Clothes swap: Lindsay is fronting this year’s fashion event

The star who is backing the campaign to encourage shoppers to swap their unwanted clothing in the Visa Swap shop in Covent Garden says she is excited to have taken over this years event.

Last year, The OC’s Mischa Barton was involved in the project.

Lindsay said: ‘The concept of swapping clothes, getting something for nothing and refreshing your wardrobe appeals to everyone.’

Lindsay Lohan shows of her sexy pins and matches her clothes with a towering pair of heels

Lindsay Lohan looked stunning in the sexy shoes as she tanned her legs

Maybe someone should tell Sarah Jessica Parker.

The Sex and the City star was reportedly unhappy when she turned up to her film premier wearing a Nina Ricci dress which had previously been worn by Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Santo Domingo.

Lindsay was spotted today enjoying the sunshine and wearing a pair of sexy heels.

Although her legs looked like they needed a spot of sun, she added a touch of glamour to her denim shorts and pink t-shirt with her matching brown and pink shoes.

Whether the shoes are second hand remains to be seen but the glamorous model was living lavida Lohan as she put her stunning pins on display.