I have one questions about Linsay Lohan.  How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties - if you know what I am saying.   Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.

You maybe wondering what a crow toe is.   Shaniqua will tell you.   It is the anorexic version of the camel toe.   Not laughing?  Next time you see a crow, check out its toes.  You will get it then.  Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini.  White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit.   Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle.

Stephanie Pratt in Yellow Bikini
Do you see the picture of the bottoms? That is a classic camel toe of a girl who has spent some time in prison. Girl, you have gone to the other side and must have dropped the soap a lot. Come to momma, I will keep your secret quiet.

France’s first lady, Carla Bruni having some fun in bikinis with her huseband – the president of France Nicolas Sarkozy.

Carla Bruni was once known for her jet-setting lifestyle that including dating Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger and Guitar God Eric Clapton.

Before that, she was a top model and aspiring singer whose nude photos now sell as art in major auction houses.

She’s 41 now and married to French President Nicolas Sarkozy. But she hasn’t lost her edge.